Q: How do you make a dog meow like a cat?
A: Put him in a deep freezer overnight and then run him through a table saw. Meeeeeeeeooooooowwwwww.
Q: How do you make a cat bark like a dog?
A: Douse him in gasoline and put a match to him. Woooooofff!
Animal Humor? Tuesday, Apr 4 2006
Animals and Cat and Dog and Pets and QnA and Tasteless 1:16 pm
July 29, 2006 at 9:38 am |
Discusting and cruel – some people will actually think this is funny.
August 15, 2006 at 6:13 am |
you are a loser! Not funny at all – not even a littlebit…just sick!