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The FLY JOKE Friday, Jun 23 2006
Fly Joke and Silly Jokes and Uncategorized 8:57 pm
Fly joke (good to tell your new Date)
Four flies are trapped in a jar. There are three female flies, and one male fly. They all want to escape, but don't know how. One of the female flies says to the male fly,"I want to escape. How do I do it?"
To which the male fly responds, "Fuck me and I'll tell you."
The female fly is puzzled, but consents to the male fly's demands.
After he has his way with her, she asks how to get out of the jar.
"Fly up to the top, and smash your head against the lid," the male fly
responds.
So the female fly flies up to the top, smashes her head on the top, gets
knocked out unconscious, and falls to the bottom of the jar, dead.
A second female fly asks the male, "I want to escape. How do I do it?"
The Male fly responds, "Fuck me and I'll Tell you."
Again, the female fly has her doubts, but figures what has she got to lose, so
she fucks the male fly, he tells her to fly up to the top of the jar and smash
her head against the lid, she does this, falls to the bottom, and dies.
The third female fly asks the male how to escape, the male tells the female,
"Fuck me and I'll tell you," she does, he tells her what to do, she does it,
and falls to the bottom and dies.
Now, the male fly is the only alive one in the jar. He escapes.
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-Now here is where the person you are telling the joke to (a boyfriend or
girlfriend or someone that you want asks,
"How did he escape?" or says, "I don't get it??"
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"Fuck me and I'll tell you."
How Well Can You Read? Friday, Jun 23 2006
Puns and Read and Silly Jokes and Uncategorized 8:54 pm
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age can't do it!
1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat
7. This is old cat
8. This is person cat
9. This is busy cat
10. This is for cat
11. This is forty cat
12. This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
Men Strike Back Friday, Jun 23 2006
Battle of The Sexes and Men and Men vs. Women and Women 8:40 pm
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough tobuild up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beergut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Little Johnny Wants to Get Married Friday, Jun 23 2006
Allowance and Little Joh and Marriage and Uncategorized 8:37 pm
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Little Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Little Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Mr. Smith replies, "Well, Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Johnny replies with confidence "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Little Johnny replies thoughtfully, "Our allowance.. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Little Johnny has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says,"Well, Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Little Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says
"Well, we've been lucky so far…"
Come To Me Tuesday, Jun 20 2006
Blondes and Cum and Perfume and Uncategorized 2:25 pm
Eau de Blonde
Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it.
"That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"
"Viens a moi" replies the store clerk.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
The store clerk offers some more help, "Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French.
"Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks,
"That doesn't smell like cum to me. Does that smell like cum to you?"
I Have Arrived Tuesday, Jun 20 2006
Email and Florida and Hell and Internet and Long Jokes and Uncategorized 1:09 pm
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honey moon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error,sent the email to the wrong address.
Meanwhile…somewhere in Houston… a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message,she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2004
Subject: I have Arrived!
Dearest Love:
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you.Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS …… Sure is hot down here!!
How Do You ……. Tuesday, Jun 6 2006
Blondes and How Do You and How To and Idiots and Uncategorized 8:17 am
1. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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2. Q. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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More Breasts! Saturday, May 20 2006
Boobs and Breasts and Cartoons and Images and Lists and Uncategorized 10:26 pm
