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		<title>Advanced Algebra</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Penthouse Forum Letter &#8211; It Is Never Going To Happen</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Moved &#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Loud Sex vs. Quiet Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 05:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Deep Thoughts &#8211; Ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The FLY JOKE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>How Well Can You Read?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age can&#39;t do it! &#160; 1. This is this cat &#160; 2. This is is cat &#160; 3. This is how cat &#160; 4. This is to cat &#160; 5. This is keep [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=123&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mistress</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman spotted her husband in a restaurant dining with a much younger woman. Storming up to the table the wife demands &#34;who is this woman?!&#34; Her husband calmly replies, &#34;Oh, this is my mistress.&#34; The women loses it. &#34;That&#39;s it,&#34; she cries, &#34;I&#39;m filing for divorce tomorrow!!&#34; &#34;Listen,&#34; he says, &#34;Remember the pre-nuptials that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=122&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tell A Joke!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is visiting a small town and goes into a bar with his local friend&#8230;. It&#8217;s an old place where everyone seems to know each other. Every once in a while someone yells out a number and everyone in the bar cracks up. &#8220;37&#8221; shouts the patron next to him. The bar is full [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=121&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where Do You Want To Live?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where&#8230;.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You&#39;ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=120&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What They Mean When They Say&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WOMEN: 1. Yes MEANS No 2. No MEANS Yes 3. Maybe MEANS No 4. We need&#8230; MEANS I want. 5. I am sorry MEANS you&#39;ll be sorry 6. We need to talk MEANS I need to complain 7. Sure, go ahead MEANS I don&#39;t want you to 8. Do what you want MEANS You&#39;ll pay [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=119&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Men Strike Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can&#39;t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Why do women [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=118&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny Wants to Get Married</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Little Johnny goes to Jenny&#39;s father to ask him for her hand. Little Johnny bravely walks up to him and says &#34;Mr. Smith, me and Jenny [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=117&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Come To Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 22:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eau de Blonde Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it. &#34;That&#39;s quite nice, don&#39;t you think, Kathy?&#34; Kathy takes a sniff and replies, &#34;That is nice. What&#39;s it called?&#34; &#34;Viens a moi&#34; replies [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=116&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Spanish Delicacy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Texas cowboy visiting Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, &#8220;What is that you just served [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=115&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Twelve Priests</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=114&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Have Arrived</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honey moon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=113&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The End Is Near</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A priest and a pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, &#34;The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it&#39;s too late!&#34; &#34;Leave us alone you religious nuts!&#34; yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=112&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;New Bike&#8217; AKA &#8216;I Will Do the Dishes&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 21:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy decides to buy a new Harley. Before he leaves the owner tells him his secret for keeping it in such great condition is he rubs vaseline on the chrome when it rains and hands him a jar of vaseline. Over weekend, he decides to take his new bike to visit his girlfiends&#39;&#160; parents. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=111&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Drawing on the Blackboard</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 22:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A third grade teacher, Miss Pinklebloom came in to the room one day and found a very small drawing of a penis on the blackboard. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly rubbed it off and began her class. The next day, she came in and saw [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dils.wordpress.com&amp;blog=171123&amp;post=110&amp;subd=dils&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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