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Sexy Sister-in-Law Wednesday, Jun 7 2006
Condoms and In Laws and Jokes With Twist and Long Jokes and Marriage and Moral Of The Story and Sex and Sister in Law 6:00 pm
A Touching Story Wednesday, Jun 7 2006
Bush and Jokes With Twist and Puns and Saddam and Saddam Hussein 2:20 pm
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Sleeping With the Patient Tuesday, Jun 6 2006
Doctors and Sex and Veterinarians and Vets 9:57 pm
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:
Dave………….
Dave…………
Dave…………
You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard".
Even More Boobs! Tuesday, Jun 6 2006
Boobs and Bras and Breasts and Size 4:20 pm
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs…
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
How Do You ……. Tuesday, Jun 6 2006
Blondes and How Do You and How To and Idiots and Uncategorized 8:17 am
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A Confused Zebra Tuesday, Jun 6 2006
African American and Blacks and God and Racist and St. Peter and Zebra 8:14 am
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
St Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer."
So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please – I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
God simply replied "You are what you are."
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?"
The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.'"
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes."
The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"
"Because," said St. Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is."
Domain Names Friday, Jun 2 2006
Internet and Names and URLs and Websites and Word Play 9:19 am
I guess it is important to have a domain name that says it all. Here are some examples of unfortunate names… or maybe they have done it on purpose to attract more traffic!
Looking for a pen? Why not try Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net. So what was wrong with pen-island.net?
Do you need a therapist? Why not try http://www.therapistfinder.com? But is it therapist finder or The rapist finder?
Mole Station Native Nursery is located in New South Wales in Australia: http://www.molestationnursery.com. Not sure I would send my kids there.
Who Represents? Is a database for agents of the rich and famous: http://www.whorepresents.com …but this can also read whore presents.
Here is a site for technical IT support in Norway: http://www.tits.no.
If you need power in Italy the company Power-Gen Italia can provide it. http://www.powergenitalia.com
Oregan State University http://www.orst.edu surely is not the worst educational institution.
Presidential Intelligence Friday, Jun 2 2006
Brazilian and Briefing and Bush and Intelligence and Iraq and President and Rumsfeld 9:14 am
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office:
"Oh, and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq
today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief.
He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God…My God…."
"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's
terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"
Bush looks up and says, "How many is a 'Brazilian'?"
Celebacy Friday, Jun 2 2006
Bible and Celebacy and Celebrate and Monks and Religious Texts 9:11 am
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand.
He notices, however, that they are copying copies, not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So the head monk goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.
Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar, and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying.
He asks, "What's wrong?"
"The word is celebrate," says the old monk.
Learning Japanese Friday, Jun 2 2006
American and Business Trip and Golf and Japanese and Prostitutes and Wrong Hole 9:08 am
An American business man takes a short business trip to Japan. He arrives on a Sunday night, with meetings on that Tuesday.
Since he is in a foreign land, and is bored with nothing to do, he calls up a prostitute service. A Japanese woman arrives at the door with in the hour, and the two proceed to have sex.
The woman is on top, and the entire time she keeps repeating "hoshimoto." The man doesn't know what to think, since he doesn't understand what she's saying, but the woman appears to be having a good time, so he assumes she must be applauding his performance.
The next day, the American decides to play golf with some of the Japanese people he will be meeting with the next day. The round is relatively standard except for the 18th hole. When it is the American man's turn to drive, he hits a hole in one.
All the Japanese people start yelling in celebration, and the American doesn't know what to say, so he says the first Japanese word that pops into his head, "hoshimoto." One of the Japanese business men looks at him, and in a thick accent says: "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
