Come To Me Tuesday, Jun 20 2006 

Blondes and Cum and Perfume and Uncategorized dils 2:25 pm

Eau de Blonde

Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it.

"That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"

Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"

"Viens a moi" replies the store clerk.

"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
The store clerk offers some more help, "Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French.

"Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks,

"That doesn't smell like cum to me. Does that smell like cum to you?"

 

Expensive Perfume Tuesday, May 2 2006 

Elevator and Expensive and Fart and Perfume dils 12:08 pm

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!”

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and lets go the smelliest fart and says, “Broccoli – 49 cents a pound.